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Sunshine on a Rainy Day (Twilight Zone)- Week 10 Fairburn
I came dashing inside on Friday night and said to her indoors, eh up by eck it is a tad damp out ere (I have finally grasp the Yorkshire lingo), can’t see us playing tomorrow, Nostell is under water and YC reckons there is a duck there with my name on it, Let me here [...]
“Don’t do facebook just be happy!”…Happy Chapman smiles again Week 22 Fairyburn (A)
Preamble;…”The Graham Residence” Hey Neil,.. What..Ruth, “Did you know that if I have a soft trump while I’m frying your eggs, I’m close enough to hob for the flame’s to scorch the back of cooker” “That’s cool”..replied Neil “You look glum you must be happy, enquired Ruth “Yes I’m much better since I heard I’m not needed [...]
Dean Jones (1987)- Week 16 Streethouse (h)
Since my arrival at Nostell CC some years ago I have heard a lot about some Aussie Hack called Dean Jones. Stories of people flocking to the ground to watch him from far and wide, him hitting a ball onto Doncaster Road (pfff I have done that… along the ground through Point of course!) and [...]
Plastic Baton and Blue Flashing Lights- Week 15 Ackworth (a)
We travelled the half mile up the road to the wealthy club of Ackworth, they have two groundsman don’t you know!, on Saturday to face the second placed side. We were without the bald kiwi who was off taking photos of horses in Scotland. The four legged variety that is. Lee declared himself available, albeit [...]
A Calcutta Day- Week 11 Fairburn (h)
This week we welcomed Fairburn to Garmill Lane, The Fairies (as they are affectionately known) must have been looking forward to playing on a decent wicket after having been skittled for 37 on their home deck the week prior. I had a little look on the Fairy website to read last week’s match report to [...]
All about The Saviour of Nostell CC
As some of you may have been aware our very own El Saviour, Lee Hurst was nominated in the Wakefield Express Sportsman of the Year award. Lee was shortlisted to the final three from over 500 entries! Not bad for a bloke was diet consists of kebab flavoured pizzas and Yellow Tail Shiraz! The presentation [...]
Kicked Out – Week 8 Crofton (a)
We travelled to the wind swept Crofton CC on Saturday to face a side that had been placed in the top four of the league for the past few years. We were missing the VC JimBob who was off chaving it up in Benidorm on a “stag do”. I personally think the Rowett’s are Nostell’s [...]
It could have gone anywhere – Week 7 Frickley (h)
Nostell secured back to back victories in Division 1 of the PDCL with a hard fought win over near neighbours Frickley largely thanks to the miserly bowling of Ken Atkinson and the flashing blade of Lee Hurst. After going through our unique pre-match warmup routine of bread buttering and white lining the toss was lost [...]
Less fingers than a Kit-Kat – Week 6 Hooton Pagnell (h)
Friday Night- After having put the latest addition to the Garrick family to bed I decided to have a quick look on Facebook to see how the Nostell lads were preparing for the next days relegation match with Hooton Pagnell (who will now be referred to as Hoots). I noted two things: Uncle Ken was [...]
Lisa Mona – Week 19 Hatfield Town (a)
The majority of the team managed to make the long journey across West Yorkshire to play against our old foe’s from Hatfield Town (Minus my mate black beard),although we were missing Simon who was still sunning it in Spain and Nic who was off chasing the Loch Ness Monster like the FT he is!,
Dogs of All Kind Welcome- Week 15 South Kirkby (h)
As the headline states Nostell are the family friendly club (just ask the Reynolds clan!) an welcome all two legged and four legged members to Garmill Lane, unlike our close neighbour’s South Kirkby when visitors travel to their ground. They had obviously heard about Nostell’s fine reputation as hosts and bought many supporters with them [...]
The Fat Slogger- Week 14 Stainborough (a)
I think we should bowl first quipped Wise Old Uncle Ken after having surveyed the slopping Stainborough pitch, “Bugger that” was the quick reply from the Former Captain, having just lost a few more hairs from his already balding scalp. “Do you not remember the last two weeks old man?” .
Hot to Handle – Week 10 Darton (a)
It was a hot summers day, the chavs had their shirts off and the team from Nostell travelled to the picturesque ground of Darton. With Nic living up to his moniker of being a filthy tourist and joining the Japanese tourists down south it was left to Kiwi Number 2 (yeap I am s**t) to [...]
The Big O – Week 6 Askern Welfare (a)
No one gave us a chance of playing, even as myself and the FT travelled to the ground muttering “These poms love their cricket to much’ as the windscreen wipers were going full tilt. No chance of play today I said rather wearily after 20 hours flying the previous day…Hope we get to tea came [...]
Five for the Statts – Week 3 Stainborough (h)
Nostell moved themselves up the league 2 table one place to 2nd on the back of a nail biting 14 run win over Stainborough on Saturday. After captain Rock Star won the toss and chose to have a bat, after last weeks failed run chase, he sent a new opening pair of Nic “the filthy [...]
Burned by the Fairies – Week 2 Fairburn (a)
Nostell surrendered their one match unbeaten start to the season in disappointing fashion at old rivals Fairburn on a day more suited to winter fleeces than cricket whites. After winning the toss and electing to field in an attempt to maximise pre-rain bonus points we started well, Lee Hurst and James Rowett causing openers Buxton [...]
Bread and butter pudding – Week 21 Brodsworth (a)
Brodsworth Main v Nostell St Oswald 5th September 2009 As we continued our quest for another 10 points to consolidate our league leadership we travelled to play Brodsworth, to seek revenge for our home defeat earlier this season. As with most “Miners Welfare” grounds the facilities were top notch and the wicket looked surprisingly like [...]
Promoted -Week 20 West Bretton (h)
This week we took to the home field knowing that a mere 8 points would secure us promotion to division two of next season’s Pontefract Cricket League. The young captain lost the toss again (maybe he is not the tosser he was in his pre g/f days??) and was asked to strap on the pads [...]
Hard and Fast – Week 19 Yorkshire Main (h)
I turned up just after 1pm on Saturday to see two things of great note, Leroy rolling the square (why???) and a Nostell CC pitch that was firm with a surround that had a lush green colour to it. Now one would suggest that after having seen this that all of the effort, and all [...]
Plan A – Week 18 Ackworth 2 (a)
Nostell St Oswalds V Ackworth 2 15th August 2009 Match Gallery The team travelled down the road for another local derby and resisted the temptation to have an overnight stopover in Wragby. Probably not really justifiable for a 4 mile round trip. The wicket looked like a shirt front and after a short delay, proceedings [...]
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